They're here!

Princess's SmartPaks are here!  And yes, I'm sad that they say "Princess Rive".  I'll have to call and ask if they can either take out the space so it's "PrincessRiver" or just do "Princess Riv".  Obviously taking "Princess" out isn't an option.  Obviously.

And it turns out SmartPak has quite a sense of humor.  Or rather, a sense of irony.

i·ro·ny

[ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-] 

noun, plural i·ro·nies.

1.the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.

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 ox·y·mo·ron

   [ok-si-mawr-on, -mohr-]

noun, plural ox·y·mo·ra  [ok-si-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh], ox·y·mor·ons. Rhetoric .

a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”

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