"Hey, dude, where's my grain??"
"Oh yeah, I forgot, I dumped it all out of that lovely feeder onto the ground. It happened 3 seconds ago and I totally forgot."
I buy way too much petroleum jelly. In case you were wondering, the Vaseline brand spreads better in cold weather than Wal-Mart brand, which tends to get stiff and forms sheets when you grab a handful, rather than neatly pulling away. And can I just say that dealing with petroleum jelly with your bare hands in 15 degree weather is not enjoyable and River owes me big-time for this.